I’m sure all of you have been following Sarah Palin’s exciting cross-country bus tour,”One Nation”.  I for one am a HUGE fan.  That is why I am here with breaking news.  While on her historic bus tour our Sarah has discovered a new and exciting anti-aging secret, one that she shared with only her most ardent supporters.

“I’m surprised myself by the results!  Who would have guessed that by eating loads of regional food and that pooping in every truck stop for miles would make my skin as soft and unlined as a babies behind! But it has happened, and I am recommending that everyone use as many toilet as they can to achieve the same effect.”

Can you believe this amazing beauty tip?  I for one am going to plan my toilet activities for tomorrow.  Garden State Plaza, here I come.